Friday, February 8, 2013

In the near future 2015


Whoa this is heavy Doc!
Hoverboards are finally releasing full-scale replicas of the futuristic, floating hoverboards used by Michael J. Fox.  No do'nt expect to see a Pitbull just yet.  But maybe one day!  For now, I'll be waiting for the bright pink striped toys  I've fantasized about since 1989's Back to the Future, promised them by 2015.
But don't get your self-lacing Nike MAG kicks in a knot just yet (you can get the shoes now for a bargan more on that later, these bad boys light up, yet Nina has a few pairs that do that already so, thats going on ,my Meh list)anyways, Mattel issued a bit of a disclaimer with the boards, saying they don't work on water and that, in fact, they don't actually "hover."  But still....


back to the future

It does make “whoosing” sounds, if that is any consolation.

If you’re looking for the perfect gift to get for me.  Preorders will begin March 1st through March 20th for a delivery before they hit stores.
  
Or you could invent a time machine…

Monday, January 28, 2013

My bad, should I leave a note?

I have been the worst blogger, ever!  I have been so busy with the move. Not sure if you are all aware.  The JGMMNH has been
relocated from the nexus of the universe, 2nd and second, to East Quogue, with a scheduled opening in July 2013!  Also I am looking forward to becoming friends with the Griffin family, we will be staying here  while workers continue to move the inventory into our home. Once all items are finally together we can begin to categorize it accordingly.  Items will be broken down into years, that way we can showcase different items at a time, thats the AIM here, but right now we just want to get things Jennorganzied!
Damn, baby! What'd you do to your hair?  Orlando, you like it?  It's Autumn Sunrise.  I had an accident, the bottle said for Ultra shades leave on for an extra 5 minutes, when will I learn, I dyed my hair with Kool-Aid, when it comes to my hair when will I learn, its Mormon hair and wants to be left alone.  

Friday, November 9, 2012

TGIF?

Guess when you have no power time flys, that means 'it's Friday; I got no job... aint got shit to do.
You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.

ummmm, it's Friday? are you sure?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

little people big world


I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's
children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

I might dye.....

I'm so bored, and my boss is totally going to walk through that that door at 515 with a whole to do list for me.  Oh the humanity.

By the way Slim Shaddy would like to take a moment and thank Miss Miller for being such a supportive follower, the rest of you can suck it.

Oye I love my Pizzano, but


I love my Frankenstein, but sometimes having a BF is a little on the annoying side. Do we really need to talk on the phone, sometimes we can just talk and not talk for hours and hours... yet other times I just want to get off the phone so I can hang out with my DVR. Is that too much for Slim to ask, we all know I need time to Shaddy around. Geez step off George, step off!

Monday, April 16, 2012

Chloe out, Sam in??


Rumor has it, that slim shaddy is getting a new pet today. Let's hope he's exactly like my friend, Rusty and not like, Chloe the cat, that lil' Biatch!

Friday, March 16, 2012

This is serious people!!!

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU! I LOVE YOU ALL TOO MUCH!


MONTREAL - A series of heartwrenching text messages is being used by the boyfriend of a car accident victim to warn people to pay attention when driving.

Mathieu Fortin has created a Facebook page to get the word out in memory of Emy Brochu, who died Jan. 18 when her car slammed into the back of a tractor-trailer truck as it merged with traffic near Victoriaville, Que.

Brochu had sent Fortin a couple of loving messages before her last one, which was "I love you too and I will do all I can to make you happy.”

The next set of messages, which Fortin posted on Facebook, have him telling her that he wants to "hear her beautiful voice" but then growing fearful after he hasn't heard from her in a few hours.

"Is everything going well, my love?" Fortin wrote. "I'm a bit worried."

Provincial police did not immediately attribute a cause to the accident — although they said they were looking into the possibility of a distraction, such as a cellphone.

"The police investigation showed the use of a cellphone while driving was the cause of the accident," Fortin wrote on Facebook. "This conclusion came as a shock because during the tragedy, I was in a discussion with her."

Fortin says that reading the last messages shatters his heart into a million pieces.

He urges people to learn from his story.

"An accident can happen quickly," he writes. "I hope every time you look at your cellphone while you're driving, you think of Emy and those who loved her.

"At what time is a text or an email more important than life itself? At what point is something on your phone more important than the people that you love?"

Fortin describes Brochu as a joyful, determined woman who had a wonderful future ahead of her.

He urges his friends to pass his message onto others, warning them to consider that they might run over a child crossing the road if they're not looking out.

Fortin's message received a slew of responses from friends expressing their sympathy and promising to pass it on.

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story indicated that Emy Brochu's final text message was a series of XXXXs, indicating kisses. Her last message actually ended, "I love you too and I will do all I can to make you happy.”

Monday, March 5, 2012

Sittin on the dock of the lobby.

In the tune of the classic "sitting on the dock of the bay" by Ottis Redding. Check 👋👋 that, I was in the wrong lobby, get it together or forget it forever Slim. Caesar is becoming slim shady and shady is still just shady.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

First blog from my iPhone. Who wants to touch me.

Am I sexy? How can I right my blog thingy if I'm using a key board that is built for ants?

Friday, March 2, 2012

Out in the boondocks!

Ok, let's take stock here, I'm out east just meing around and all my friends are out there painting the town red. Are we on opposite day? What year is this. Slim shady is not so slim anymore and not nearly as shady: WELL lets not jump to any conclusion here yet. I will forever be Slim Shady. I'm back with a vengeance world, look out.

I love you Alex, oh yes I do!


not this Alex, my new bestie. She's no Simon,but she'll have to cheer do! Plus she found the Kelley, not the Kelley.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Song de jour!

Song de jour!
Steven Tyler - Just a Dream/Dream On (From CMT Crossroads): CMT Crossroads: Steven Tyler & Carrie Underwood Live from the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam

Friday, January 20, 2012

Guess Who's back? Shaddy's back!!!

Hey sexy bitches!! I know I have been gone, but hopefully not forgotten. Little Miss Slim Shaddy got herself a man!!!!


But have no fear, I'm back and you can all be expecting a lot more fun in the bun!!
Cum on let's be frank here
xoxo
Slim Shaddy

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

I'm in amardo


Yo no saco buenas notas en la clase de espanol>

For those of you who no buesnas notes en la clase de espnoles

I did not get good grades in spanish class, pero (not the dog)

I'm in amore!!! Translate B_rocket

Im in love with an I-taian!! he hates bloggimng FYI

Friday, March 11, 2011

Oh Captain


The Soggies have finally won: Cap'n Crunch is quietly sailing into retirement.
Long derided by health experts for its high sugar content – a single serving contains 12 grams – the cereal is no longer being actively marketed by Quaker, DailyFinance reports.
"PepsiCo is no longer marketing Cap'n Crunch cereal directly to children. In a sense, you could say that they have retired Cap'n Crunch, and that's a good thing,"

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Great Casting Aspen!!



OMG bronze, pink and blue everywhere!

The New Superman movie is filled with some major hotties!!!

Do you think ASPEN is casting all my favorite actors just for me.

If only she could get me casted as up and coming news Journalist Lois Lane.... I totally have the experiance, but clearly not the grammatical skills... A STAR IS BORN PEOPLE?

Let the good times "roll"



So it seems like Extacy might not be as bad for you as people once thought!! I'm not saying I'm ready to start cracking the glow sticks I'm just saying..

YOLO people!!!

Do what feels right and do it for yourself!!

Remember no one gets out alive!